Jokes,Shayari&SMS

1.Man & Rat...

what is the similarity between a MEN & RAT ? guess.. guess.. guess-- BOTH OF THEM ARE ALLWAYS SEARCHING & CRAZY TOO FOR HOLES ...



2.Khujli...

Once a man driving a scooter and he was stops at a red light. Waha Khade khade woh anpna sar khujane laga helmet utare bina. ek aadmi ne use dekha aur puchne laga "Yaar jab tumhe sar khujana hi hai to apna helmet utar kar khuja lo"...



3.human...

what is the difference between a superman and a human? superman wear underwear on top and human wear underwear underneath. ...



4.about men...

dur se dekha to ande ubal rahe the pas me jakar dekha to takle naha rahe the ...



5.pathan...

ek din pathan apne ghar se bhar niklta hai to dekhta hai gober para hota.woh dekh kar chala jaata hai phir wapis aata hai aur phir herangi se jhuk kar haath laga kar chakhta hai, aur boolta "hai ooie khuche ka bacha yeh to goober hai acha hua main is per paaon nahi rakha"...



SHAYARI

1.Kanjoos...

kya leker aye the, kya lekar jaoge, mujhe SMS nahi karke, kitne chillar bachenge, itne paise bachaker kya, narak mein bangla banaoge....

2.Baarat...

Baarat teri bhi jaa rahi thi, baarat merei bhi jaa rahi thi. Phool tujhpe bhi pade the, phool mujhpe bhi pade the, farq sirf itna hi tha ki tu sasural jaa rahi thi aur mai samasan jaa raha tha...

3.Jindagi...

HUM WO NAHI JO TUJHE GUM MAIN CHOD DENGE, HUM WO NAHI JO TUJSE NATA TOD DENGE. HUM TO WO HAI AGAR TERI SANSE BAND HO TO APNI SANSE JOD DENGE....

4.Night is Dark...

The night is dark, the moon is high, I stop my car, u ask why? I come close to u, u feel shy, I tell u those three magical words.... Hye La, Puncture!!! ...

5.Khuda Hi Khuda...

Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai, Jidar dekho udar khuda hai, idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega! ...

SMS

1. 831 Means

"I Love You"

8 Letters

3 Words

1 Meaning ... :)

2.Every Time I Think Of You, I'm sad ...

Every Time I Hear Your Name, I'm Mad ...

But

Every Time I Think Of How You Make Me Feel, I'm Glad ... =)

3. When You Love Someone

You Pick up The Little Things

And

Magically Turn Them Into

Something Special ... (:

4 .Mere Hathon Ki Lakeeroon ma Ya Aib Chupa Hai, Mohsin...!

K Jis Cheez Ko Cholun Wo Mere Nahi Rehti...!

5.Principal 2 Students:

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

Students:

Impossible Sir!

College Is Only For 6 Hours!